Comments | spiderfree: In the hopes of a diplomatic solution....

zer05um in spiderfree

In the hopes of a diplomatic solution....

Jan 25, 2011 09:23

I would ask all spiders to observe the following regulations concerning their presence in this flat ( Read more... )

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graphemes January 24 2011, 20:50:22 UTC

Somewhere in this list, there should be mention of crawling on the ceiling and then using webs to bungee jump directly over the person below ... that should be prohibited as well.

zer05um January 24 2011, 21:48:12 UTC

I'll take that one on board for the next revision of the treaty.

strwbrri_shrtck January 24 2011, 22:30:28 UTC

not just in a house or apt either. This should also apply to vehicles. Driving 70 mph down the interstate and having a spider drop down in front of you is a major DNW

saxokitty January 24 2011, 21:36:51 UTC

This made me lol.

And cringe at the same time because ewww spiders.

zer05um January 24 2011, 21:47:42 UTC

Although I don't >>HATE<< all spiders (I exclude those under 2mm on their longest axis and those little jumping ones that live exclusively on the roof of the Ashmolean Library in Oxford - for some reason a library spider seems OK to me) I spent several months in Australia. I'm still traumatised and it was a few years ago. I vividly remember walking down the street and seeing ... things the shape and size of a BDSM apricot in the trees. Black leather appearance and truly the stuff of nightmares.

saxokitty January 24 2011, 22:53:05 UTC

Oh, man! Aussie spiders. D: I'm glad I live where I live - Ohio doesn't have any poisonous or huge spiders.

zer05um January 24 2011, 23:09:44 UTC

Well, my old house-m will be happy then. He just moved to Ohio.

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slutbunwalla January 24 2011, 22:35:10 UTC

wow, you're ridiculously generous.

zer05um January 24 2011, 23:09:04 UTC

I do try.

unicorn_magic January 24 2011, 23:02:52 UTC

I may print this out and hang it on my door. They can't say they weren't warned.

zer05um January 24 2011, 23:08:36 UTC

You're welcome.

buggrit_1979 January 26 2011, 10:14:50 UTC

NO TRUCE. NO DIPLOMACY. WE DO NOT NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS.

paksenarrion2 January 27 2011, 04:08:23 UTC

I'm with you.

My apartment and car are SPIDER FREE ZONES.

ANY SPIDERS WITHIN THE PREMISES ARE KILLED. WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE.

REMAINS DISPOSED OF BY ROARKE-SPIDER EATING CAT. WILL EAT THEM DEAD OR ALIVE.

buggrit_1979 January 27 2011, 05:50:01 UTC

That is an excellent cat. My cat is just as unnerved by creepy crawlies as we are.

paksenarrion2 January 27 2011, 06:04:49 UTC

He would be more excellent if he would actually KILL the spiders and then eat them.

But NO. I have to do the killing for him. *eye roll*

Lazy cat.