always check for the ring.

[spiderpatch]

So I keep seeing this girl around the company that has caught my eye. (not that lindsay chick with the bad teeth) She's kinda short but has a beautiful face, hair, (pinky toes) and everything. I've held the front door open for her a few times, but not real introduction. The other day i see her walking from her car (same as I am) at the end of our

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[conversus]

that's the worst man. i never look for the ring...because i've never had to, because any girl i've been interested in was too young to be married.

wait. that came out wrong. i mean that every girl was around my age, and i was too young to be married, and so they were as well. but now we're grown up, and we have to be aware of junk like this. sucks.

sorry you had to experience the pre-breakup-breakup man. harsh everytime.

[spiderpatch]

lol,
but true, you dont expect girls your age to be married, but these days they are getting snatched up like crazy. You gotta look for the ring, and these days every girl's got the ring. it sucks. Not only am i looking for the perfect girl, but she also has to kinda be single.

"pre-breakup-breakup" i like that.

[britmeister]

i'm sorry you had to be in that situation pete, but oh my goodness, that was a wonderfully fun story to read!

[spiderpatch]

yea, thanks.
Charleston was a pretty fun time.

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[noitibma]

well what were her pinky toes saying? Because they might have been telling you that her relationships in shambles, her husband beats her, and she needs a place to stay, fast. Or they might have been saying she's happy and yet has bizarre emotional needs that her husband isn't filling. For example, maybe she wants a guy who crys when he watches Schindler's List. If so, she and I should not get together, for I did not cry in that film. I'm sorry. I'm just sorry.

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[evilphoenix]

Your'e also not a guy. I however, have not seen this film.

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[spiderpatch]

Yea i know, what they saying?
I actually listened and they said all that stuff you wrote. I felt bad for her Meg. but mostly, yea, she longed for that Bizarre Emotional Need her husband couldnt give her. She desperatly wanted him to always be looking at her, (with that puppy dog look, you know.) Constant tearful eye contact. She needed that, he couldn't handle it. No man could. I couldn't. So maybe it's for the best.

[swirlycherly]

nice use of witty office humor to pick up the ladies, ja-rule.

eh - i don't know if i'm feelin this ja-rule thing. you can run this by the others, but i think they'll agree, it's no milk jug. back to the drawing board my friend.

[evilphoenix]

Yeah I'm with you on the Ja-rule thing. I think Big J has been taken too.

[spiderpatch]

ok, no Ja-Rule.

lets try J-Woo. thats not bad. it sounds better.

[evilphoenix]

Yay for hot married girls.

Cause nobody ugly gets married.

[guessworktheory]

Amen to that.

[spiderpatch]

oh ward they get married, but only to other ugly people. But only the ones with brains or good personalities. So after a certain age all a nice guy like me as to pick from is a bunch of mean ugly dummies. I don't want that people! J-Woo doesnt want that!!!