Having a heart! Now, shush-don't go telling everyone, I don't want to disappoint anyone who might have the wrong impression of me!

WTF are you talking about, crazy woman???

Today I adopted a dog. His name is Paddy and he's a 15 year old Welsh Corgi/Shetland Sheepdog Mix. the story is sad and detailed but I will keep it brief. Basically, in a ( Read more... )

So this morning, started out like any other Monday morning. Woke up (after hitting snooze about 5 times). Went into work, had my coffee and pecan cinnamon roll (the only sweets I am allotting myself these days). 8:00 a.m. came on, and we were open for business.

A client comes in, with her little rat terrier. Vicious beast that he is, snarling and ( Read more... )

You know what they say about April showers-well personally, I enjoy April showers-or any other kind of inclimite weather. The almanac says April is suppose to be full of dastardly surprises from Mother Nature. I say bring it on! I for one, am quite excited about it ( Read more... )

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1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. Say "Wouldnt you like to know?" everytime someone asks you a question.

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeeep Bip..."

5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen ( Read more... )

Va. targets public menace: Low-riding pants ( Read more... )

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My computer seems to have taken on a mind of it's own...I won't bother to explain because it's more than likely my mind playing tricks on me (what else is new ( Read more... )

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