so im sitting on my couch sipping my coffee reading through the interweb and all the sudden i see a flash come out of my kitchen...its a spider...a big one....my first thought was why is it running so fast...my second was wheres my wd-40 and a lighter ( Read more... )

why do bettys shave off their eyebrows only to draw them back on?

but whats the journal name im using here?

id almost forgotten id ripped the toilet seat off yesterday and was about to go use it.....but i caught myself.....good thing i keep a spare seat in the shop....

i just looked at it....it looks like i may have been abducted by aliens and studied....they probed my brain and the holes are still there....ya know theres not much meat on top of your head...hair...in most peoples cases...skin then bone....i know i have 7 little dents in my skull bone now....ive butchered myself....ill never be a supermodel now

i just woke up.....i hate the late day starts

come up here and record the time that i change shoes...

not typos like i do....my all time worst......a lot....its 2 words.....my second all time worse....tattoo.....125 communities have linked together because they spell it wrong....and 444 users have too....

its 1pm.....and still no neighbors.....ima have to look for outside help i guess......mac?

i cant seem to get started until after 12 noon....of course i dont quit till around 3am....but geezsh.....

anyway......