My surgery was so painful that they gave me a morphine button. It really didn't help, though. They made 4 small incisions on my abdomen and used a small camera to look around inside me while the cut me up even more. They stuck a tube up my pee hole, and it made me fart through my urethra. It hurts to laugh, and they won't give me any more ( Read more... )

Hello, people.
I can't think of anything to write.
Outstanding.
Call me!

ROFLMAO, BIATCHES!!!!

So, my cousin has lung cancer ( Read more... )

Belay my last comment on M.E. in my last post ( Read more... )

I hate physics.
Mechanical Equipment sucks.
First ME test tomorrow.
I'm sure I'll get at least a 70% =/

In other news, bought my plane ticket to San Diego for when I go on leave.
Arrive June 9th, depart the 17th.
Funtimes.
Call me when I'm in town.
(843)-367-6135

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, even if we don't speak often, please post a comment with a memory of you and me. It can be anything you want -- good or bad. When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people remember about you

I saw some guys walking around base today with fuzzy russian hats, sticks with toilet paper rolls to act as hilts, and corncob pipes in their mouths.

You'll never see people LARPing on base anywhere else in the military.
Only Navy Nukes.
We're crazy, and we're nerds.
We play DDR as a form of excercise.
Why?
Because we're just that cool, that's why

Few things suck worse than food poisoning from bad shrimp fajitas ( Read more... )

You know what hurts more than the fact that I feel myself drifting further and further away from my old friends every day?

Their cold indifference.

Fuck y'all, too.