Why is everyone always trying to act older than they are? Why is it so inappropriate to act your age?

I'm watching Yo Mamma and Wilmer just said something in Spanish and it made me realize how he got in all those hot bitches' pants. He sounds so hot in his native tongue.

I'm going to try to sell my degree on eBay. That shit cost me $47,000.

I'm hoping that having a quarter-life crisis now means I can circumvent the mid-life breakdown in thirty years.

Life is changing at a whirlwind speed for me right now. I'm learning how to really enjoy my own company and becoming physically and psychologically healthier by eliminating toxic influences from my life. This transition has lead to a number of personal epiphanes... and subsequent decisions, the most pertinent being my retirement from [public] ( Read more... )

Usually I fall asleep first, but last night I watched you as you dozed off and I put my head on your chest so the sound of your heartbeat would lull me into slumber.

You are the most beautiful reason to wake up in the morning.

This weekend was long, which is usually great, but seeing as how I don't have a job to look forward to weekends from, it was just regular ( Read more... )

Things I'm hoping to get for my birthday/graduation in the next few weeks

• New sewing machine
  
• New running shoes
  
• Spa treatments
  
• Coach briefcase
  
• Gold Tiffany necklace
  
• Digital Camera
  
  Completely off subject... Finally.

i'm really going to have to grow up one of these days.

fuck that.

i mean it.

Last post of the day, I swear (we'll see). Regarding all the uproar on racism and double-standards as of late ( Read more... )