A trail of water mysteriously keeps appearing in the bathroom. It runs from just inside the door of a toilet, past the sinks and to the bathroom door.

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Due to the horrific nature of New Zealand TV I have been forced to start watching Australian reality shows. As I'm not a big fan of either reality shows or Australians, this obviously does not please me. Tonight (Friday) my TV choices were these ( Read more... )

Cola flavoured yoghurt is not nearly as bad as I expected. It tastes an awful lot like cola bottles (the sweets, not the containers). If only they could have given it an appearance that was slightly less poo-like.

You should go and visit my friend's blog about the UK. Not only because it's worth reading on its own, but because I wrote the entry for today, which means it mentions Dizzee Rascal, the finest man to ever wear a shark suit.

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I was reading an article about this mini-feud between two Jamaican musicians. They're called Elephant Man and Flippa Mafia.
Basically Elephant called Flippa a fish, which is Jamaican slang for gay. Flippa came back and said that dolphins are mammals.
Elephant replied "Last time me check it out dolphin a fish."
The article then had one of the ( Read more... )

Hilarious. You disappeared my toothpaste from my shelf, probably while I was still in the house. I can respect that. But now it's time to give it back. I've searched the drawers under the shelf, no toothpaste among the socks. I've looked underneath all of the books, papers and random wires all over my desk. No toothpaste. I know I still have that ( Read more... )

I bought Indian food today. I got it home and discovered that half of my meal was missing. The non-rice, non-naan part. After I called them and walked all the way back, I got my chana masala, popadoms, some weirdly nice sauce and some money back. It was almost worth having to get dressed again.

I got up this morning, topped up my mug of tea from last night and threw it in the microwave. As I took my first sip while I was eating my breakfast I thought it tasted a little sweet. Never mind, I had honey on my toast, and it was probably just sweetening my whole mouth. Until I realised, I'd put Pepsi in my mug the night before, and hadn't ( Read more... )

I'd begun to hate Seth Rogan and his loveable stoner act, but now I've realised he can do so much more. He can also perform as a really angry insane person. Which is why Observe and Report is the best mall cop movie there is. That's right, it's better than Mall Cop. It actually was an entertaining film, and I'm not just saying that because of the ( Read more... )