07 ✿ i believe in egg splatting!!

[spiraldoll]

(( Action // (Evening) Around Town, Random Homes // Open ))

[[if you listen well enough, you will hear soft splats coming from outside, upon closer inspection, it seems like something is hitting your house! if you choose to look out the window, you'll see two shadowy figures throwing... eggs? yes, eggs.

one of the shadows seems to be very happy with

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[so_misfortunate]

[ Touma was sitting at his desk, sighing at his math homework -- simple stuff, compared to what he had assigned back home -- when he hears a sound to his side. It wasn't anything hitting the house, but instead there was a gentle whiff and a dull thud on his bed.

Looks like an egg blew right in, its speedy advance halted by the gentle slope of the billowing curtain it was caught in, and then it ended up deposited, whole, on his mattress.

If Touma hadn't watched it happen, he wouldn't have believed it. ]

[ Egg in hand, he pushes the curtain aside and looks down toward the front yard. ]

--oi. What's going on?

[spiraldoll]

Oh? [[she looks up at the window.]] Ah, hello!

It is egg splating!

[so_misfortunate]

[ He blinks owlishly at the shadowy figure. ] ...aren't you supposed to do that when people are asleep? You know, so you don't get caught. [ Sighing, he looks at the egg in his hand and then down at... her? ]

[spiraldoll]

Caught...? Why would I worry if someone caught me? This is a fun game, it is not bad, is it?

[so_misfortunate]

Not bad? [ Touma looks downward at the front of the house, then back to her. ] I'm pretty sure property damage will get you in trouble, no matter where you are.

[spiraldoll]

Property damage? [[she looks at the house. pathetic little yolks are dribbling down the walls.]]

They are just eggs though. How is it doing damage?

[so_misfortunate]

[ ...is she serious? He points down. ] When that dries and the sun comes out, it'll smell rotten and there's a chance it'll peel the paint off the siding.

Besides, what'd we ever do to you? [ It doesn't sound like someone he recognizes, but there's always the chance he just doesn't remember; hence the general "we" for the house, in case this was some vendetta against one of the others. ]

[spiraldoll]

... It will? [[she looks at the dribbly eggs. suddenly, this isn't that fun.]]

Oh. I did not think about that. [[she looks back up at him.]] Nothing, sir! You did nothing. I just thought this was a fun game. I did not think it was damaging at all...

[so_misfortunate]

--seriously? Who would ever give you an idea like that...? [ He put his empty hand to his face and then ran it up and ruffled his hair with a frustrated sound. ]

Nevermind. We'll have to clean this up.

[spiraldoll]

[[she looks around. where is denmark?]] Ah, my friend said it was fun. I did not think it would be such a problem.

[[cleaning...]] Yes! I will help you clean it!

[so_misfortunate]

Well your "friend" either doesn't know what they were talking about, or you were set up.

[ Well, that was a pleasant offer. ] Good. I'll come right down and... hell, maybe I can find the hose or something. [ It should be out back, right? Touma disappears into the window, shuts it, and then goes to slip on some shoes and do exactly that.

A couple of minutes later, and he's dragging a hose out of the garage, with a bucket hanging by its handle from his arm. There's a big sponge inside -- it's probably for the car, but this should work. ]

[spiraldoll]

[[and she waits there until he arrives. she sets her eggs down and approaches him.]]

Alright, I am ready to clean the egg splats! Because it is damaging.

[so_misfortunate]

[ He sets everything down and then motions her over. ] Here. Can you hook up the hose? I'll need to get the ladder for the higher parts. [ This is a totally safe plan. ]

[spiraldoll]

[[she picks up the hose and looks at the end.]] How do you hook the hose up? [[she peeks inside. ooh, it's dark.]]

[so_misfortunate]

[ Blinking at her, he points to the spigot on the wall. ] Just put that end to the end of the faucet and tighten the round part on the end until it won't go anymore.

[spiraldoll]

Oh, alright! [[she drags the hose over to the spigot and kneels over to do this thing.

she begins trying to screw it on, but at first, it's crooked. so she tries again. and again. and, finally, on the forth try, it goes on.]] It is on, I got the hose on!