damn if it ain't HOT! anyway, enough of that ( Read more... )

i had a revelation at the gates of bunnings tonight: home improvement is the new religion. as a halo of light engulfed me i began to speak in tongues, eventually collapsing in a state of religious ecstacy somewhere between the reticulation section and the endless wall of pine railings. sunday is now bunnings day, and i willingly tithe 10% of my ( Read more... )

i had a dream last night that i destroyed jacintas wedding by burning the chicken i was supposed to cook for the wedding dinner. flaws in dream logic: a) jacinta's wedding was over a year ago b) i wasn't invited c) she's divorced now and d) who has chicken at a wedding? but anyway, i woke up feeling anxious, guilty and generally a bit miz. this was ( Read more... )

christmas carols. why? why oh why? why does a stationary and office supplies store need constant, tape-looped christmas carols for the entire month leading up to the big letdown? grrr(inch). surely it is a contravention of human rights to aurally torture people with multiple versions of incredibly shit poorly rhymed poorly scanned festive "songs"? ( Read more... )

stuff happened

other stuff happened, some of which was related to the original stuff, and some of which was new original and exciting stuff.

uh. yeah.

so keep on reading. more fascinating gear in the indeterminate future!

hey there b-boys and fly-girls, 'supp ( Read more... )

i've just been playing with the settings on the livejournal user interfarce (maybe a tad cruel for freeware, but it's my journal and i'll be needlessly cruel if i want to) - you will note the new and improved comment buttons. yay! feel free to use them as soon as you like, don't be afraid, they won't bite ( Read more... )

i am concerned that i have ceased to think. i don't think very much at all any more. i blame tv. and a dull dull job filled with the idiotic miscreants we know as "the public". and also being in luff, which i good for a lot of things, but rational thought doesn't seem to be one of them. i want to go back to uni and learn things again. i haven't ( Read more... )

word! life is a peach. or several peaches ( Read more... )

it's my friend's birthday today and we are throwing a surprise party for him (because we are nice, and because he's a bit of sad boy at the moment). we have a cunning plan (and the planning was all courtesy of che, so it's NOT a plam, for once)in which we lure him out with the promise of delicious nandos (half-price coz i'm a tightass - it's ( Read more... )