i have finally ceased being so lazy, and i feel much better. i was reduced to wearing my bathers for underwear, but i did an enormous mountain of washing the other day and now i have clothes, clothes! oh, the luxury. i forgot to put fabric softener in the second wash, and now my jeans are so stiff it requires no effort on my part to stand upright. ( Read more... )

it was my dads fifty-somethingth birthday thingy today. we took him to breakfast at this awesome restaurant right by the yacht club, it looks out over the swan river, and all of the perth city skyline in a very pretty scenic sort of way. the breakfast was really good, although the eggs weren;t the only things that got poached - we were sitting in ( Read more... )

what goes around came around and pied me in the face, and i thoroughly deserved it.

thankfully, there are people around who are kinder and more thoughtful than me.

maybe there is something to this buddhism lark after all?

i played ddr in a timezone the other night (after a ginormous pizza. wonder if they cancel each other out?). it is SO MUCH FUN. i like having a boy who doesn't mind my stupid obsessions. in fact, i think he kind of likes them. wierdo. i also played the game where you wave your hands about to the beat, but it was lame (ie, i wasn't instantly good at ( Read more... )

i've just spent a little over three hours reading the DSM III casebook, which i randomly stumbled across in the search for information on event-related potentials (don't ask, you really don't want me to tell you). and now every thought i think is subject to severe scrutiny. am i obsessive? compulsive? do i have a borderline personality disorder? my ( Read more... )

so. sup? yeah, me either. i was going to study last night, but my best mate was crook, and i had to go and get her cordial, and promise that she wasn't going to die. i hate having the need to study always sitting on my shoulder, telling me that what i'm doing is a waste of time, and poking me in the ear with a pipe cleaner ( Read more... )

aargh, i can't be a-watching the hothouse on the toob, it hurts me on the inside. so maybe it's time for a wee postie ( Read more... )

yo ho ho! i am addicted to puzzle pirates!! i can't stop myself. it's all tetris and evercrack mixed up into a delicious rummy concoction of piratey fun. you can sail! you can buy stuff! you can play drinking games! you can even, if you're very very clever, navigate your ship and crew between islands, looting and pillaging as you go. for an online ( Read more... )

nobody is writing limericks, you are all rotten, rotten to the core, like apples that are all shiny on the outside, but when you bite into them a rich gooey mess of offness oozes into your mouth, and you turn and cough your mouthful into the nearest receptacle. am i being too harsh? i think not.

ps you are still my friends, right? ..... right?

baby harp seals like regular meals
they like to eat spiders and eels
they lie on their pillows
beneath the tall willows
attended by bats in high heels

as they lie under the trees
brushing crumbs off their knees
young lady felons
make hats out of melons
and nobody ever says "please"

anyone else got a surrealist limerick?