i've been reading the belle de jour blog, intermittent updates on the life of an upper class london whore. a very interesting read, and not just for the titillation factor (hehe titillation), although that is a major part of the interest therein. i am always amazed at people who are happy to discuss the most intimate details of their sexual and ( Read more... )

Ten Things to Do With the West Australian in order of Fun and Utility ( Read more... )

so, this christmas i'm having some major difficulties getting into the spirit (but none getting into the spirits). at work we were all given standard issue santa hats, and instructed to be merry, but i don't think that jollity is something that can be enforced, so i put mine on the computer monitor at a rakish angle and delegated my good cheer ( Read more... )

when uni isn't hard, it's boring. i want a real jorb with money and shit ( Read more... )

mmm sweet sweet prawns. i went down to the prawn-man in the carpark and bought a half-kilo bag. and then i cut them up on a glass table and snorted them. sweeeeeet ( Read more... )

stupid puzzle pirates not working! puny-server bitches. they can eat my gym socks for breakfast, and like it! and what's more, they can gently tug on their nostril hairs until they cry. meh ( Read more... )

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From Go-Quiz.comcheck out the mappy, i'm headed straight for bankrupticity...n000oooo. i am sick of being poor. at least there's bog of eternal marriage and wealthsville to ( Read more... )

my folks have just headed off to the ol homeland to see the grannys, as they are getting a bit long in the tooth, and might not be around that much longer. i have made them promise to buy me loads of duty-free hooch in exchange for looking after the cat when they are gone. mussi (the cat) is getting a bit long in the tooth too, he's turned into a ( Read more... )

i have a behavioural neuroscience exam in ~2 hours. i am scared.

**Nothing you can do
but you can learn how to be you
in time, it's easy**

i really like the beatles!
love is all you need...

**Nowhere you can be
that isn't where you're meant to be**