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[spiralmessenger]

I'm going to say this once and one time only, so I hope you monkeys out there can stop flinging poop long enough to pay attention.

This is Hime-sama. If I catch any of you bothering her, your ass is mine. Literally, I'll eat it for dinner. Flank steak is delicious. I didn't hike myself across the universe to save her scrawny ass just to watch

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[spiralhime]

How does one hike across the universe?

[spiralmessenger]

You fucking get in a ship and fly. How the hell do you think you do it?

[spiralhime]

Uwaah, you can fly across the universe, Viral-san?

[spiralmessenger]

Isn't it obvious?

[lyra_of_dust]

I think I understand the sentiment.

[spiralmessenger]

Good.

[lyra_of_dust]

Just watch out for Greed. But at least he moved out of the hot springs?

[spiralmessenger]

I still have a bone to pick with that monkey.

[number1gal]

Welcome back, Viral.

[spiralmessenger]

Go away, woman.

[number1gal]

Awww, I missed you too.

[spiralmessenger]

Yeah, yeah. Spare me the pleasantries.

[henkonasuisho]

Still got quite the temper, don't you?

[spiralmessenger]

Fucking monkeys just don't know when to keep their hands off of what doesn't belong to them.

[henkonasuisho]

They're inquisitive, that's all.

[spiralmessenger]

And somehow you say that with a goddamn smile...

[pitfallen]

Oi, it's Sharkface again. I remember you. The one who had some kinda thing about monkeys, right?

[spiralmessenger]

Good job, Captain Obvious.

[pitfallen]

That's Lieutenant Obvious to you, 'bub.

[spiralmessenger]

You make me sick. Go catch yourself on fire and make sure you're well done. I need to cook out the taste of idiot.