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[spiritmeister]

I don’t think I was here last night.

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. . .

man i'm hungry.

But how did I get here? Maybe I sleepwalked! Or some monster stole me away! Or they’re abducting me for some horrible evil experiment that I can’t escape from! or trapped on a tropical island without any memories!

I’m in despaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiir

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[mr_computer]

Good morning, Citizen Maya-R-PWA-1!

Welcome to Alpha Complex!

[spiritmeister]

Citizen Maya who what?

[mr_computer]

Citizen Maya-R-PWA-1!

This city is your wonderful new home!

[spiritmeister]

But I live somewhere else . . .

Maybe you've got the wrong person?

[for_good_taste]

Kyahahahaha, spaghetti? Good to see a lady with her priorities in line.

[spiritmeister]

I think I like hamburgers better. That's okay, right?

[for_good_taste]

Burgers, spaghetti! Kyahahaha, whatever you like, eat to your heart's content! Don't worry about what others prefer.

...Which is what I would normally say, if it weren't for the lack of burgers and spaghetti and everything else here.

[spiritmeister]

. . . None at all?

[listentomeeeee]

...

[spiritmeister]

...?

[slide_forever]

You sound... uh, cheerful.

[spiritmeister]

Um, hi.

[slide_forever]

Er... Uh, so, what's your name?

[spiritmeister]

Um, I'm Maya Fey.

[j_enigmatic]

Hmm~? How delightful. People keep appearing every day.

That spaghetti is starting to sound good.

[spiritmeister]

When doesn't spaghetti sound good?

[j_enigmatic]

Almost never. Unless, of course, you have something better to eat.