i dont know what to think of today ( Read more... )

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i just read somewhere that if strawberry poptarts fail to pop out of a toaster, the poptarts will emit flames of up to 10-18 inches in height. now who doesnt want to see that happen. but one may wonder why only the strawberry poptarts do this. why not blueberry or hot fudge? fuckin poptart nazis ( Read more... )

lori and i had our adventures once again today. gargamel? azrael? it was a good one ( Read more... )

clock says 4:30 pm. ceiling fan was making me too dizzy so i picked up my phone and hollered at lori. she came over to show me her haircut (btw it is snazzy and i enjoy it). we took on the task of making koolaid. i give lori ALL the credit for adding flour instead of sugar ( Read more... )

as we all know i hate the rain, but tonight was an exception. tonight was a GEM in my summer vacation. extreme puddle jumping with cortney was fucking awesome as all of dennys watched and wanted to join deep down in their coffee drinking hearts.

i will soon have the long awaited russian accent.

( phd..playa haters degree )

i have bad news for everyone.

LIVEJOURNAL IS GOING TO DIE. ITS GOING TO CRASH. BURN IN HELL BITCHES!!!!

would suicide rates go up? would psychiatric crack houses get more business? would people actually go out into the world and realize that sunshine and faces really do exist? the world may never know.

everyone is so shallow minded and selfish craving for attention that doesnt exsist - attention that no one wants to give them. what happened to the people i used to know? what happened to all the fun we used to have? now, everything i hear and read just pisses me off. it makes me want to move away or meet new people. so what if someone doesnt like ( Read more... )

cell phones are officially the lamest thing ever created. if you dont pick up you are lame, if you do pick up you are lame because you dont have anything to say worthwhile. you are lame for not wanting to talk on the phone that cannot leave your side without having a heart attack about it. i dont know. attention kids who called my phone today : i ( Read more... )

today has been full of highs and lows. but screw the bad things, lets talk about the good ones. i got my VERY FIRST speeding ticket today. wait, thats a bad thing. yes it sucked. damn huron river drive and everything it stands for ( Read more... )