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You live in a house.
You're married to greg.
You drive a jaguar.
Your car is the color lime green.
You live in the state betrayal.
Your honeymoon is iceland.
Your occupation is a(n) automaton.
You have this many kids: 23 (13 male; 10 female).

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so, here's the rundown of last night's ohGr show. s, s's brother, and i leave here around five p.m., we stop in to see e. and he doesn't recognise me. i looked really good, i guess. anyway, we make it to chicago in a record amount of time; then i get us lost in chinatown.

it wasn't my fault.i didn't want us to go to st. louis, that's all. [cough ( Read more... )

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assisted paradigm entrusted privately decays behaving all ( Read more... )

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so, i'm smiling (a little). well, more than a little. it's all because of:


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