Oh man my mom got me hooked on the most embarrassing show I coudl ever think of ( Read more... )

Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||| 43% Stability |||||| 30% Orderliness |||| 13% Empathy |||||||||||||||||||| 90% Interdependence |||||||||| 36% Intellectual || 10% Mystical |||||| 30% Artistic |||||||||||| 50% Religious || 10% Hedonism |||||||||||||||||||| 90% Materialism |||||||||||||||| ( Read more... )

pee wee has returned. He tried to make me jealous, it was so sad. but then he told me that she doesn't compare to me, it was so awkward. I told him I wanted to be friends and thats all, he said cool, but why is it still weird? How does this boy not know he's gay? honestly ( Read more... )

I have to go to work. I don't want to ( Read more... )

hhhmm billy got steve urkel, and i got britney? PSH, some guys have all the luck, I got screwed (apparently 205 times ( Read more... )

louis, did you comment on my live journal anonymously you silly goose? If you read this, and you were the one who commented, please don't do that anymore, k thanks. But then again I disabled my anonymous comments, so it doesn't matter now does it? oh can't answer that either, golly I keep forgetting, stupid me ( Read more... )

"I feel like I'm fucking with the devil." -miss jennifer brown, it's even funnier in context, trust me

***random side note*** i guess from now on when I will start proof reading my entries when I make mean statements telling people to go bad places, shove large, uncomfortable things in various body parts, or anything else offensive, because when I tell people to go to "tell" instead of hell, it just doesnt sound as threatening ( Read more... )

anyone who doesnt love conan o brian can just go to tell when they die ( Read more... )

I have been so sick and it blows. The worst part is I slept all day yesterday that I did not sleep at all last night. like not even a little. I hate that so much because it makes me think and shit. fuck that ( Read more... )