Bill Clinton, the William Shatner of presidents?

One of the things I was hoping to buy from Red Hat with their support was a little insurance against my own "bozo no-no" moments. It turns out that I'm still responsible for them, and it's very hard to diagnose a problem unless you're sitting at a terminal. My google-fu is pretty darn good, and I often hope Red Hat's is better ( Read more... )

My dog is full of oops ( Read more... )

I'm getting a set of bifocals next week. Very jazzy frames and expensive polycarbonate lenses. My eyes are pretty darn bad for nearsightedness, and I found myself dipping my head quite a bit in order to read close up. But I'm not even 43 yet! What's a myopic boy to do for his mid life crisis? I think it's not a coincidence that my dad got his ( Read more... )

I had a strange dream last night that I was in a setting where Calculus was required. This never happens in real life, but I was alarmed at the prospect. I never understood calculus. I stopped understanding math after College Algerbra. I had no problem with Analytical Gemetry, but Trig required too much faith. I made Bs through Calc I, II, III ( Read more... )

Derby of the smash-up variety. I have bruises the origins of which are lost to time, and I feel like I've pushed a Chrysler New Yorker up and down a dirt road for miles. But everyone on our team made it to the feature event Sunday with their cars. Here's a picture of Sparky after a valiant but ill fated dual with an Accord on Friday ( Read more... )

How may of you are tired of hearing about that poor woman? Me too ( Read more... )

For the folks that are interested in this sort of thing, you're probably already up to date. This is like seeing a 32 Ford sedan lowered with moon caps and a huffer equipped Chrysler Red Ram ( Read more... )

It's important to point out that Squidbillies episodes are just transcripts from daily life in North Georgia ( Read more... )

My spkorb.org account is full, and I blame Apple. Technically, it's my fault, but it feels better to blast a nameless corporation that was only trying to be helpful.

I use Apple's mail client to make an IMAP connection to my mail server. Often, I'll delete messages by highlighting over the messages in bulk to delete them. Well, it really only ( Read more... )