Two lonely people can get on an elevator together and never know that they might be soulmates. One might never even acknowledge the other's existence. Simply because he has a midget porn magazine under his arm. -BuckyThreadkiller of CorvetteForum

Today, I close on my house....

I'm so screwed...

you drivem hard bargain

NOBODY READS THIS

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So I kept hearing about this myspace.com thing... this place makes livejournal seem non-invasive.

This was originally posted on the SA forums by a guy that goes by the name of "The Inifinate Cockeater." He regularly posts completely random, but hilarious stories, and I thought I might share one with you ( Read more... )

Well today SUCKED. I feel much like a large bag of assholes (I'll leave that one to your imagination) now instead of dirt, because dirt doesn't need luck, and a large bag of assholes definately does. I'm fairly sure that I've never been quite this disappointed in my entire life, yet in the back of my mind, I fully expected nothing more from my ( Read more... )

/sigh

it's done nothing but cause all that shit to come back, and with a vengeance...

my pecs and abs hurt so good. /flexes (pH33r m3)

haven't even been at work for 3 hours now, and i've already done more work than i usually do in a week. you'd think we could handle a little rain better than this.