and then, everybody felt an irresistible urge to make a hard turn to port. the world couldn't compensate and stopped spinning, creating a temporary temporal tertiary tangential termination. the universe, in turn, couldn't handle the excessive alliteration, and imploded.
;) <3
p.s. kidnap plans are being schemed as we speak, in regards to your most desireable self.
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;) <3
p.s. kidnap plans are being schemed as we speak, in regards to your most desireable self.
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not til my ovaries are fixed, mind you.
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I swear to god I will pluck out every single hair on your nut-sack slowly with eyebrow tweezers if you ever mention that again
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Maybe for you.
Over here the fireflies are dancing, but they are all doing the Polka and the Chicken Dance.
Millions of tiny accordians......
You do the math.
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THEY ARE LASERFLIES
RUN
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