Sarah Lawrence fiscal policy, part one

[splendorbug]

"...so here's what we'll do. We'll borrow a lot of money from other countries. Then, when they come to get it back, we'll pretend we're not home."
- Daphne, on eliminating the national debt, about five minutes ago

Comments

[octopus_garden]

Wasn't there a Simpson's once where Lisa was president, and Bart got out of paying national debts by claiming that the check must have gotten lost in the mail?

[darwinpolice]

This woman will be a hotshot in the Federal Reserve by the time she's 30.

[warnthepenguins]

That's pretty much exactly our fiscal policy now. Except instead of hiding, we just lean casually on the lender's shoulder and say "Gosh, that's a nice economy you have there. It'd be a shame if anything were to happen to it..."