[ Somebody is flying around the Golden District today. Somebody also had the brilliant idea to wish for the powers as that of Superman-- permanently. That's right.
America didn't wish for all of Superman's powers; he would like to get a good grasp on a few at a time-- and boy, flight is hard enough as it is.
If anybody were to look up, they would
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And then Jun looked up just in time to see someone crashing right into his window. Needless to say, he wasn't expecting that, so after a short round of "OH MY GOD WHAT JUST HAPPENED" panicking, he opens the window and is now looking down at the guy on the ground, giving a shout down to him.] H-hey you, are you okay?!
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Perhaps go down and poke him a bit to see what happened. ]
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Ah geez... [He gives the guy the slightest nudge with his foot but quickly stops doing that because there's probably a rule somewhere about poking potentially injured people.] Are you alri--no wait, of course you're not, probably...
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Epically heroically, he replies in a booming voice, flexing his muscles to impress who knows who. ]
I AM FINE, CITIZEN.
I MEANT TO DO THAT.
[ ---he's still playing pretend.
which is disturbing since he appears 19.
-----but its more disturbing that he's 234. ]
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S'kinda tricky, isn't it?
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---John.
-------This kid.
YES. He had mentally given John 50 cool points for liking his movies and inviting him over that one time.
YES, THIS KID.
America sits up, tugging his cape out from under himself. Oh man. He felt so cool. Cooler than Clark Kent ever did.
Adjusting his glasses, he announces. ]
Absolutely not!
I was just testing the windows durability!
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Somebody did some AWESOME WISHING and got some AWESOME POWERS from some AWESOME ALIENS.
That's what, man.
I see you did the same thing.
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Hey how'd you do that??!
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Why, with my superhero super powers, that's how!
If you couldn't tell, I'm ~*~*~SUPERMAN~*~*~
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........
Oh GOD. You're one of those aren't ya!? One of those so sheltered, naive, people from another world where television doesn't exist, they don't know what America is-- and-- o-oh God.
[ He grips his hair slightly. and squats down. ]
I-I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN HANDLE MEETING ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE.
[ --was he--- rocking on his heels like that--? ]
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Yeeeep! That's me, alright!
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Well-- you know-- it's just been awhile!
Aaaaaand, I've been drinking a little!
[ drinking cola maybe. ]
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Are you well? [She will. Get to the Superman get up after assessing how injured/brain damaged he is.]
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Seriously. She always catches him when his nose is bleeding.
Brushing himself off, he flashes Ramona a smile. ]
Do not fear, citizen! This sort of thing happens all the time to us heroes! Ahhh, some time our flying ability goes crazy and it's hard to steer! The honest truth, I swear it!
Nowwwwww.
[ some poses and flexes here. ]
I know you have a boyfriend, but I don't think he'd mind you checking me out a little.
I mean, really. Look at me.
[ HIS ARM IS FLEXED AND IN YOUR FACE, RAMONA. SQUEEZE IT, HE'S DETERMINED YOU DO SO. ]
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Considering, you don't look too hurt, at least. You wished to fly, huh?
[And a pause and laugh at that as he shoves his arm at her face.] As tempting as that offer is, Alfred, no thanks. [Because. Well. She realizes she really does love Scott, and she doesn't want to go back to her cheating ways again.]
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Sure did! Our captors sure are gracious and generous to grant us our wishes like this!
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