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[starstripedhero]

[ And here we go with yet another loud broadcast. It's been a good week or so since we've heard this annoying voice over the feed, but you can't get rid of him so easily.  America is seen reporting from his bed again, the seal propped up on an object of some sort. He's just really in a tank top and jeans-- lounging clothes. ]

ATTENTION EVERYBODY

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[neverwounda]

[two hundred and thirt--... ah. so this was an american??]

video;

[starstripedhero]

[ yes he is an american. SO AMERICAN.
He waves enthusiastically at the camera. ]

Hey, man! What's that face for?

[neverwounda]

[IS AGE THE LESS OFFENSIVE ANSWER??]

. . . Your age, says Wilde.

[starstripedhero]

My age?
What do you think-- too young or too old
[ wow america isnt it obvious ]

[howkickassiam]

I--

[ how do I even deal with rampant insanity um. ]

You. Uh.

Age really well.

[starstripedhero]

Thanks, man! It's just one of the perks of being a nation! Hahaha!
That, and we're really hard to kill!

[howkickassiam]

[ He's just gonna. Stop being surprised and just roll with it. Or try. Yeeeeeeeah. ]

Superhuman healing or something?

[starstripedhero]

Kind of! It's really, really complicated. I don't think you humans could understand it completely. I'm still puzzled how some of it works.

But yeahhh! I age awesomely and it's hard to kill me-- especially if you're just a human!

video. 1/2 oh god

[soreloserchan]

Hmmmmmmm~?

video. 2/2

[soreloserchan]

Who are you again?

oh my. 1/2.

[starstripedhero]

[ ..... ]

2/2.

[starstripedhero]

I-I'm only the most important guy on the ENTIRE map, man!
No, wait! Let me guess! You're one of those weird guys from a weird world where they don't believe in ANY of the cool shit like televisions and America and hamburgers and-- OH MY GOD.
Please don't be like that!

[saiyajinsoul]

235? You can't be that old... can you?

And why nuclear weapons?

[starstripedhero]

Hahaha! I am! You jealous, right? Totally old, but still totally young!

Well, to blow up the Communists, of course!

[saiyajinsoul]

[...Seriously?]

...You look good for a bi-centenarian.

What is a Communist?

[starstripedhero]

[ sob this city. ]

Well, I'll just tell you that a Communist is the absolute worst thing EVER.

So yeah. Not cool shit. We blow them up.

[hellcommander]

I made a football field... no cheerleaders though, kekekeke!!

[starstripedhero]

Hahaha-- what, really?
You should totally add cheerleaders! They make everything better!

[hellcommander]

Yeah really! Think I'd lie about it? Kekeke!

You can get yer own.

[starstripedhero]

Well, now that you're bragging about it--! You should show me, man! Did you wish for it or did you make it yourself? [ harhar a little bit of laughter. ]