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[starstripedhero]

[ And here we go with yet another loud broadcast. It's been a good week or so since we've heard this annoying voice over the feed, but you can't get rid of him so easily.  America is seen reporting from his bed again, the seal propped up on an object of some sort. He's just really in a tank top and jeans-- lounging clothes. ]

ATTENTION EVERYBODY

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[Voice]

[onastakeout]

You have a weird name.

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[starstripedhero]

Uh, really? I mean, I also go by Alfred. I don't think that's too weird sounding either!

Waaaait.
Are you somebody that doesn't know what America is?

[Voice]

[onastakeout]

You were named after America the country?

[not the weirdest, but still...]

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[starstripedhero]

[ OH GOOD. THIS IS GOOD. he won't have to flip out again. ]

Well, I mean, kind of! Ughh.
Atleast you know what it is, though. But yeah, that's my name too!

[thecoolestsoul]

[Ordinarily, Soul would automatically assume Alfred is a total crazypants, but given that he recently met a young lady who said she was a country, too, somehow this seems to fit together a little eerily.

This loud obnoxious derp can't be in prank-planning cahoots with that otherwise seemingly normal girl, can he?

...Doubtful.]

You're the second person I've met that claimed they were a country. I'm kind of starting to wonder if I'm the crazy one here.

[starstripedhero]

[ ROOMIE. ]

HAHAHA.
Yeah, that's right, man! You're the crazy one!
There's actually a few of us here. Has it occurred to you that a lot of us are from different worlds all together? I mean, how mind blowing is that shit!

[thecoolestsoul]

Yeah, yeah. So I've heard.

What I don't get is how you can be countries and people.

[starstripedhero]

Uhh. It's more like-- I guess we're being connected to our citizens and landmass. Like I live in Washington D.C. America the landmass is like.. connected to me.

[ talking in circles. ]

Haha. I don't know how to uh, explain it in a way you can understand. It's really not something we're supposed to tell people.

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[shes_got_guts]

[PARTY. WHERE. Because she'll don that cheerleader outfit if it means she can get in on this party.]

So what do you have planned for birthday number 235? [He looks like he's 20-something. She'll ask about what he is later.] If you don't have anything, maybe I can help?

[and her methods of persuasion boil down to either you know not to mess with her, or you get a nice gander at a chick like her. He's lucky enough to get option number two.]

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[starstripedhero]

Uhhhhhhhh.
Well, I mean. I was hoping EVERYBODY could help and get in on this.. this time. Last time I threw a party it didn't re--

[ A beat. He scratches the side of his cheek. ]

It was a HUGE SUCCESS; but it could go better this time!