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So, I think iPoddington is leaving me. He It keeps skipping the last ten or fifteen seconds of all my songs. Not to mention it crashed and I had to reformat it the other day. Oh, iPoddington, you know I cannot live without you. I'm sure you are also aware that I do not have a job, and therefore cannot afford to replace you. Why do you do this to me ( Read more... ) -
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Oh my god this morning I wrote an essay on cat pee. AND POSTED IT. Like, I just read it and was like "I did not write that. Please, let this be a nightmare ( Read more... ) -
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One of the greatest torments of my life is stumbling around the house in the morning to find cat pee in a place where cat pee really ought not to be. Over the years, my feline friends have found some remarkably creative places to relieve themselves: on the couch, on a pile of clean towels, behind the toilet where it can sit for days before it's ( Read more... ) -
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Happy birthday, Matthieu Bellamie! -
Quickly! Someone fetch me my inhaler!
Can't. Breathe. -WHEEZE ( Read more... ) -
I'm alive, here's a quiz to prove it
Your result for What's your key signature?...
A Major
I hope you know how to boogie.
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Apparently, tomorrow is a very important day in history. It will either be the beginning of a new era in terms of science and the way we look at the universe, or it will be the day a bunch of dumb scientists manufacture a black whole that swallows up the entire planet and ends life as we know it. I am talking, of course, about the Hadron Super ( Read more... )
