so you know i'm really big on eye contact when taking, right ( Read more... )

ok. so ( Read more... )

its an update. and all because Tony's birthday is coming up and LJ reminded me. need to wosh that bastard a happy birthday... how are you doing, anyhow, y'ol fart?

as usual, friends page is mostly updated by webcomics and piccies and stories of the adventures of V. whats new, folks? I've missed ya.

Went to my usual starbucks this morning, Like I usually do every day, and an obnoxious-ass lady comes in and freaks out stating that she ordered her drink with one equal ONE EQUAL this one obviously had two. OBVIOUSLY!! How could they be so incompetent ( Read more... )

So.. I broke my nose today.. that shit hurts like bloody fuckin hell. I was helping my brother move an armoire, and we were going throught the yard so we could put it in thetruck.. he stepped over a sofa section and didnt tell me it was there.. so I tripped on it.. and the armoire landed on the back of the sofa.. while I went knees first tot he ( Read more... )

First and foremost ( Read more... )

Here it is.. and you KNOW this one is going to get special treatment because its... ...

THE FIRST CRAIGSLIST COCK-SHOT REPLY!!!!

NOTE::: THIS IS NOT .... I REPEAT NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!!! NSFW!!!!

His note:
if youre scared babe, say youre scared. . . . .

( click if you dare )

On Tue, Sep 9, 2008 at 5:28 PM,  wrote:
Well all this is great ... but ... do you have any money ... ?

My reply:
Of course not. Why else would I be looking for men on Craigslist?

{?????????}

On Tue, Sep 9, 2008 at 5:03 PM, ATL wrote:
 i'm sorry, but are you telling me you've met guys who dont shower on a daily
>> basis?

My reply:  I'm a geek. and I tend ( Read more... )

On Tue, Sep 9, 2008 at 3:29 AM, james wrote:

>> hi
>> u want new
>> u want something u never had
>> u want surprize
>> u want extreame
>> hit me up
>> james

My reply:
> I want someone who can spell.

And now... We get... PHOTOS!!! YAY!
On Tue, Sep 9, 2008 at 5:35 AM, ronald robinson wrote:
>> whts up sexy can i hook up with you

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So. i recently posted an ad on craigslist. you can read that

Here

Some of my replies:

On Tue, Sep 9, 2008 at 12:11 AM, m5 wrote:
> Do you really expect me to read all of that?

My Reply: If you don't, I'll question your level of literacy, as well as your
determination to find a real female on a site full of porn ads and
spammers.

NEXT!!
On Tue, Sep 9, 2008 ( Read more... )