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Human Wast
“As you can see the CAT scan shows that he has full brain activity. His synaptic nerves are inoperable, but he can feel, think and everything. Now just imagine this being applied to someone with no synaptic nerve damage.” They continued their spiel talking of reanimation for the low, low price of only twelve thousand. The old man kept looking at ( Read more... ) -
sequitur
INTRODUCTION ( Read more... ) -
Alex
Jake sat at the side of the road and continued to confirm that he was the only one that existed. Everyone else was very willing to comply with this theory. They never considered Jake for anything and it often took remembering that he was there ( Read more... ) -
UnNoteworthy 1: Thus begining with a shock.
This is a joke I made and it's one of the worst (most obscene) jokes I've ever heard of. Don't read if you're sensitive to such things.
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Inner Torment
The following was written in two sessions of speed writing with little or no fore planning. It took a little less than an hour ( Read more... ) -
Infinity Artist
I stare at my blank canvas. I know what I need to paint, but feel a strong urge to rest. Looking back, I know this will never be finished. When this began, my apartment had a soft blue color and it overlooked a park of absolute beauty. Now, the trees are misshapen and off color. I don't know if they'll ever look good again ( Read more... ) -
Things that deserved less than their own entry
WORST WAYS TO PROPOSITION FOR A BLOW JOB ( Read more... ) -
Virtue of the Golden Gift
Warning! This is an incredibly disturbing comedy. If I don't know you personally and decided you can read it, email me and I'll send you a censored version ( Read more... ) -
Entropy
This post used to be longer, but it deteriorated.