"He died doing what he always wanted to do, riding into the sunset. Unfortunately, he ran into it."

[sploader]

Why don't people ever write funny obituaries anymore? When I die, I want a humorous obituary. It doesn't even have to contain any truth. I just want a hilarious abbreviated life story written in my name. In the event of an accident, someone point this LiveJournal entry out to my family

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[blondey22]

you are soo random!

what are you talking about?? lol!

"After spending time at the eagle tavern, his second love was his boat, the bearded clam."

[sploader]

I used to see funny obituaries in the paper every now and then, but I haven't seen one in a really long time.

[pb_g4_charles]

Sting wants his headstone to say "Stung"