So I was sick this Tuesday. I woke up, threw up, and took a shit. I figured after that I'd probably feel better by the time I drove to work. I didn't, so I told Stacey I was sick and I wasn't going to be able to work. She said to call if I couldn't make it tomorrow. I did. I think I'll take 'till Tuesday off since I have a dentist appointment on ( Read more... )

I just got back from working out at they gym for the first time in a while. My mom added me to her Bally's contract. It's only $20 a month and there aren't any restrictions on the membership. It felt really good to work out again. If anybody else has a membership, and wants to work out, I'd be down after work every day. I get into town at 5, 6, or ( Read more... )

Does anybody watch the channel 13 news at night? They have a Segment called Seattle 2013. It reports their view of some aspect of this area in past tense like it already happened. It's bizarre that something like this would even be worthy of being on tv. It takes up time for real news. If you can count finding the best deals on overpriced ( Read more... )

I'm tired...

If anybody wants to do anything tomorrow(today), I'll be up after 2ish.

For future reference, Getting drunk at the bar to attempt to alter your sleep pattern... not very effective. The fact that the smoke detector battery never dies in the middle of the afternoon doesn't help things either ( Read more... )

Another day of looking california and feeling minnesota. Maybe not quite looking california yet. I am pleased with the results so far of my new workout routine. I've been alternating days of lifting weights and running while doing crunches every day. I'm still not taking care of myself as far as eating right. I'm also an alcoholic. BUT the physical ( Read more... )

Thanks to The Brothers Moore, I'm now completely bald. I think it looks pretty buff. I need to get some tattoos and take up smoking. Then I'd be really cool.

Thanks to everyone who came out to the bar with me Monday night. I had a great time ( Read more... )

The first person to guess which song that line belongs to gets $5.

Why don't people ever write funny obituaries anymore? When I die, I want a humorous obituary. It doesn't even have to contain any truth. I just want a hilarious abbreviated life story written in my name. In the event of an accident, someone point this LiveJournal entry out to my family ( Read more... )