A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel down his pants. The bartender looks at him puzzled and says "Do you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?". The pirate responds: "ARGH, its driving me nuts!".

I would like to take this opportunity to say FUCK FORD!!!!

The engineers who designed the tore-ass (taurus) should be lined up, shot, then hanged, beheaded by guillotine, burned at the stake, thier ashes mixed with concrete, then sank in the Detroit river for all eternity.

WOW, people. I'm really surprised. I say VEGAS
and nobody wants to go? What kind of college crowd is this?

I got my vacation time scheduled the same week as Spring Break. I'm off Feb 25 - March 5th!!!!

WHO WANTS TO GO TO VEGAS!?

I've never been and I'd really like to go...

CMON, people! Who's with me?

FUCKING FAMILY DRAMA GOD HOW I WISH I DIDNT HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS SHIT.

AS IF I DONT HAVE ENOUGH PROBLEMS ALREADY. ONE DAY IM GONNA FAKE MY OWN DEATH AND FUCKING LEAVE ALL THIS BULLSHIT BEHIND

The party yesterday was frickin' sweet ( Read more... )

ZOMG (to borrow from Melissa) LOST pwnz n00bz hardcore ( Read more... )

I had a great time yesterday at Pajama Jam. I hope everyone else did, too.

Its been a while since I registered my website, and I havent done anything with it yet, so I decided to upload pictures from my camera there. So visit www.narcolepticninja.com for pictures of
SKI TRIP
HALLOWEEN
and PAJAMA JAM

Also, very soon I plan on getting my own page on ( Read more... )

Phase 1: Collect underpants

Phase 2: ?

Phase 3: Profit

I LIVE!!!!!!

I shall return soon to entertain you all with my thoughts