(Untitled)

[spontaneous_me]

I hate old librarian ladies.... why are they all so crazy? i just walked into the music library here at school, like i do EVERY day, with the same backpack EVERY day, and the alarm went off as i strolled in. Stupid librarian cunt decided that I might have "sensitive" material in my bag and insisted that I take out all of the contents for her to "

Comments

[pennylane28]

I think your fear of librarian ladies stems from the horrible experience we all went through at PCA. GANG, come on GANG! Mrs. Walters the book nazi!!

I have a fav Mrs. Walters story that I want to briefly share:
One time I was sitting there studying something and I wanted to get my hair out of my face, so I tied it back. Next thing I know, Mrs. W comes running over and tells me that the library isn't a beauty parlor and I shouldn't be playing with my hair. Psycho!!

[spontaneous_me]

oh my god... you're totally right. Mrs. Walters was a crazy person; i think every old librarian i see now reminds me of her. what was our nickname for her, yoda er something?

[mz__e]

JON!!!!

Just get to Ann Arbor-- I can introduce you to wonderful pre-librarians (my roommate Tessa) and all other things fabulous. I can't wait for you to be here.

muah,
erin

[spontaneous_me]

set me up with a hot librian man! then we'll be talking... a2 is coming soon.

[missaleneus]

How come you didn't friend me back. Liebst du mich nicht? I understand. It was just a one time thing.

[spontaneous_me]

you're added!... ich habe VIEL liebe fur dich!

[i_just_pooped]

Yeah, Mrs. Walters' nickname was Yoda. She looked exactly like Yoda if he were wearing white face. I videotaped a wedding recently and I'm pretty sure the priest was her twin brother. It was surreal.

[spontaneous_me]

twin-yoda-brother?! scary.