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i got to play in retard poopie all day!!!!

i'm filled with angriness and would like to eat a fetus on live television

well, today was pretty shitty, which wasn't soo bad considering that yesterday was much more shitty. i'm feeling better but still not very good. i'm sure i'll be well when i can get some rest, which is hard to do due to my recent ear injury. but otherwise all is good. no crazy ass bitches. nothing like that just straight up chillin and killin.

well, today was.. well.. interesting to say the least.. i've touched one too many penises today, although i have only touched one.. it wasnt my own :S
i've only fed one face today, also, not my own
WHEN IS IT GOING TO BE MY TURN!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

i feel soo left out, well i'll catch all you guys later
over and out
-Ynot

well its off to another day of talking to myself!!! yay, after i eat some sugary goodness.

i'll be in the closet if anyone needs me. I'M NEVER COMING OUT EITHER!!!
heh well except for if i want to eat and that kinda thing.

wrong just wrong.

---Ynot

in the words of my very own step father, "they say i'm too violent to own guns, them cocksuckers cant take my baseball bat though"
oh. wow.

i wish conan obrien would just come on so that i can go to sleep already... i kinda want some ice cream.. and a police batton to kick the shit outta my sister with cuz she is a poop head

today i had to help my dad put quail into the flight pin today, and it was hard, none initially got out so it was going well, until they found the hole in the pin, i just spemd the last 2 hours chasing quail all over the yard. yay other than that my day was the shit, i was let outta work at 1 and got paid til 3, free money is nice... i passed the ( Read more... )

i had to go to a physical today and i was getting my hopes up and shit cuz i thought they were going to check my nuts out and all that good stuff, but all i ended up doing was moving this manican around and then they checked my ears and eyes and heartrate and then it was over, i had to wait 30 minutes to do that... and i'm very dissapointed.