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May 24, 2010 11:56

Does anyone have a good recipe for hamsters?

he'd never filter this lmao, they see me creepin they hatin, /trolls toku forever, i love my coworkers, i refuse to playercest, lol emergency rations

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LOLOLOLOL totalpartykill May 24 2010, 19:09:55 UTC

H... hamsters?! Why would you want to eat those, Mister?

[Though he secretly thinks it's a hilarious idea. And he's never TRIED hamster. It might be delicious. ♥]

IN BEFORE HAMSTER FARM spooktalk May 24 2010, 19:16:28 UTC

They're not mine, so I don't exactly have the right to try them out first. Or maybe just a sample. It's only fair.

INFINITE DELICIOUS HAMSTERS? I'M IN totalpartykill May 24 2010, 19:38:17 UTC

Oh...

Well, maybe you should take them anyway! It could be really fun. I wonder if they'd be yummy or not.

spooktalk May 24 2010, 20:37:17 UTC

Their owner might deserve them far more than anyone else here, but it's not a bad idea. Desperate times call for desperate measures after-all. They've apparently been fed well, so the taste might not be a problem. And I hear rodents are rich in protein.

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pursuestruth May 24 2010, 19:10:05 UTC

Hamster?

spooktalk May 24 2010, 19:17:21 UTC

Plural. There's two of them. For now.

They would make for good finger food actually.

pursuestruth May 24 2010, 20:43:30 UTC

Oh- you're one of the new employees at the Lights, aren't you? [hi i work there too.]

Hmhm, did the boss ask for hamsters to be added to the menu? [the boss is a cactus he sustains himself on water and holds it inside. Deep down.]

spooktalk May 24 2010, 20:49:10 UTC

I am one of the new chefs, yes. My apologies for not introducing myself sooner. My name is Minagawa Hifumi. [Enjoy me creepin' on you in the next few days or so.]

Not to my knowledge, but I'd feel honored to have a possible new creation of mine on the menu.

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moarcowbell May 24 2010, 19:45:39 UTC

I'm afraid I've never had Hamster before.

spooktalk May 24 2010, 20:38:45 UTC

I could put you on the list for taste-testing. One should be open to new experiences.

moarcowbell May 25 2010, 05:20:08 UTC

I'm honored you chose me.

spooktalk May 25 2010, 06:12:09 UTC

My apologies if the grand revealing is delayed. My plans were found out and shot down rather quickly.

[He really should not sound as upset as he does.]

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not_riku_thx May 24 2010, 20:16:40 UTC

Never tried them. I'd imagine you'd cook 'em like rats.

spooktalk May 24 2010, 20:41:10 UTC

This was my initial assumption as well, though they are a bit smaller. More fur as well.

I wonder if shish kabobs would work.

not_riku_thx May 24 2010, 21:01:00 UTC

Probably. How many have you got?

spooktalk May 24 2010, 23:37:12 UTC

Only two, but I'm sure with some time that number can be fixed.

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withoutawing May 24 2010, 20:25:47 UTC

I suppose it would be the same for rat although you will not have to deal with the tails.

spooktalk May 24 2010, 20:43:47 UTC

So much less of a hassle. I'm surprised they haven't caught on amongst the culinary scene.

withoutawing May 24 2010, 20:48:03 UTC

It may depend on where you live as well. I can imagine that it is much easier to breed hamsters than designing miniature cows when you live on top of a mountain.

spooktalk May 24 2010, 23:39:57 UTC

How convenient. Their owner pays quite a lot of sacrifices to keep them well fed though, which is an amazing feat considering his former terrible housing situation. I can't imagine the will-power one would have to use to wait for the proper emergency to put them to good use.

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