I just wanted to chime in and let you all know how much I hate daylight savings time and Ben Franklin for thinking this abomination up. Up yours, Ben Franklin, you stupid womanizing satanist (OK, maybe not stupid). I think I'm going to burn Ben Franklin in effigy tonight so if you see a bunch of cops racing down Vairo Blvd, call my cell ( Read more... )

Today was a good day. I didn't even have to use my AK. My friend Chris called me tonight to invite me to Otto's Pub and Brewery for some dinner and a beer, which is great because I've been horribly reclusively lately. A good time was had by all. I got to meet two of his friends Jill and Brett, and I enjoyed their company a lot. We all had a ( Read more... )

It has recently been called to my attention that the color scheme I'm using for my weblog is effeminate. I guess I should have known by the color scheme's name, "Satin Handshake". I think my handshake is rather manly, personally. Well, instead of folding under the pressure of silly societal norms, I'm going to keep it, at least for the time ( Read more... )

Please take off your shoes. No but seriously. I'm in love with myself and my new livejournal is my way of enlightening the entire world to just how freaking clever I am! So just sit back, relax and bask in the glow ( Read more... )

testing!!!!