i just want everyone to know that sorrority houses are illegal in the state of alabama because they are considered brothels.

who says alabama isn't progressive...

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i have decided that when i die, i want to be cremated.
i want my remains to be torched into the finest of ashes.
i then want those ashes to be mixed with molten lead.
that lead, i want poured into a .9mm shell.
lastly, i want the shell fired into the breast of a bald eagle.
until further notice, these are my last wishes.

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