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spookyville

One-track mind.

Jul 11, 2005 22:09

So I take these college courses. I swear in the last class, there was some sort of sexual innuendo every five minutes. Verbal, visual, whatever. It was there. And it was massively distracting. I don't think I retained any actual information the whole night. By the way, made all the worse by the fact that I'm attracted to one of the guys in class, ( Read more... )

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webofglass July 12 2005, 06:29:08 UTC

Eh, don't worry. I'm like that about 24 hours out of the day. I still check periodically to make sure I still have a vagina.

spookyville July 12 2005, 18:09:44 UTC

*snerk* It doesn't worry me. I rather enjoy it, to be perfectly honest. Though I do wonder how hard it's going to hit me in my 30s, the infamous sexual peak years for women. I'm in my 20s now. So that should be...interesting. God help the man I'm with. He'll either be the happiest man on the face of the earth, or in a near-constant state of utter exhaustion.

Maybe both.

webofglass July 12 2005, 19:04:43 UTC

::lmao:: Mine too, mine too. XD

But god dammit, he'll love it. XD

wierdo991292 July 12 2005, 06:52:33 UTC

I think like a boy too. I don't mind it usually except for times when I'm supposed to be civilized and well, a girl.

spookyville July 12 2005, 18:36:31 UTC

Women think about sex more than some people suppose we do, if you ask me. Men just have a reputation for it.

I don't mind it at all myself, it's just a bit maddening when I'm in class, trying to pay attention and actually learn something and all I can think about is putting the nearest table to a more creative use.

wierdo991292 July 12 2005, 20:47:28 UTC

Nice icon.

I definately think women think about a lot. Maybe more discreetly or something. Just not in my case.

dark_pheonix July 12 2005, 07:39:24 UTC

Think about cleaning the sink. That always does it for me :D

spookyville July 12 2005, 18:38:59 UTC

Or washing dishes. That used to work, until anniejs started talking about how dishwashers make a kind of grinding, pulsing sound. Jeez. I might just have to start carrying a bucket of ice-water around with me.

annieeats July 13 2005, 05:54:56 UTC

It's also hot, steamy, and vibrates. When you open it up, you get all damp and can't see for a bit. The only difference between dishwashing and sex is that in the end the dishes are clean and you aren't. Heh.

spookyville July 26 2005, 21:54:34 UTC

And you and the dishes are often both a little damp.

Especially in the summertime on a hot, sultry day.

In the middle of the day, too, kinda...on impulse.

Dishes, I mean, of course. Doesn't everyone wash dishes in the middle of the day?

(I gotta stop re-reading old entries.)

annieeats July 12 2005, 18:00:56 UTC

Yay for college classes!
Yay for sex thoughts!
Yay for sex!
Yay for hot, throbbing, plunging sex!
Yay for sexy profs with glasses who . . . ok, that's enough.

spookyville July 12 2005, 18:29:11 UTC

The aforementioned (married, dammit) classmate I'm attracted to..wears glasses. And he's a sweetheart, no less. Bought me lunch the other day, seeing as I was totally broke. But that's the caveat in being attracted to older men; they tend either to be married, or have children (not that I mind that in and of itself, I'm just terrified at the thought of trying to be a mother - perhaps someday that'll wear off), or have sworn off dating forever...oy.

Anyway, back to the sexy profs. One can never have enough sexy college professor fantasies.

Okay, I can never have enough sexy college professor fantasies.

shalinerd July 13 2005, 01:25:15 UTC

Well, at least the distractions get you coming to class. No pun intended.

Oh fine, pun totally intended. :p

spookyville July 13 2005, 02:06:08 UTC

True. I love the class itself, and when it comes with fringe benefits like that I suppose I really lucked out. *snerk*