let me dirty up your mind.

[spookyville]

I officially HATE people who pay for like $1.95 shit with fucking twenty and fifty dollar bills. YOU PEOPLE SUCK AT MONEY. They buy like one bag of fucking beer nuts and then hand me a double-digit-dollar bill and I'm glaring at them just like Anger. Anger directed at you. And then they get all pissy when I say I don't have the change. I work the

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[ihadtimetokill]

*drools*

Ohmygod. I love him. Ooooooo...I think I might have to steal these for some creative Photoshopping of my own. <3 He's so beautiful. Sigh.

[mindfuckamerica]

People hand me hundreds to pay for $7 parking permits all the damn time. Just to be rude, I hold it up to the light, read every word on it, and feel it all up in front of their faces cause I "just gotta make sure it's real, you know". Fucking cunts.

And. Kaitlyn doesn't share my amazement at the contour of this butt.
"He's running", she says. STUPID HO. SOMETHING IS WRONG IN THIS PICTURE.

[spookyville]

*(@*^&*$#^&*SMITE. I always count back the change really slowly, double-checking, triple-checking. Pisses them right off.

HAHAHA Kaitlyn showed me that picture. What's weird is that there's no ass. It's just waist, then belt, and right into the thigh. It's a proven fact; Billie Joe has no ass.

[pinky_1985]

Ugh. I know what you mean! I have customers all the time where I work who buy, like, a pack of gum for $.99 and pay with $100 bills! I so want to kill them. Grrr.

[lintsay]

im going to stalk you and come to where you work and buy something that costs less than a dollar with a hundred dollar bill. and then you will kill me and the world will be a better place. :D
i think i almost peed myself reading your interests. badass dayplanners. jhdkgyhjfdhg

[spookyville]

But I know what you look like because I'M NOT STALKING YOU and I won't kill you because iltehlint.

Badass dayplanners. Because dudes in rock bands have shit to do, goddamn it.

I just almost spit coffee laughing about that icon. sapokdjkgfj

[haushinkaitlyn]

HAY REMEMBER WHEN WE WERE TALKING ABOUT THAT ONE THING AND THEN I SAID THERE WAS A BETTER PHOTO?! YA RLY!?

HERE IT IS.

KBYE. <3

[spookyville]

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I love that picture. I used it for my billie joe - receptionist icon which I currently don't have uploaded. But uh. Office boys. ohmfguh.