So I drove my busted car out to Barnes & Noble, by all accounts deliberately breaking the law and completely flying in the face of reason. I laugh in the general direction of maturity and common sense.

These:
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So I had myself a lovely little auto collision this morning ( Read more... )

So I think I may have freaked everyone right out with that last post. Well...everyone but Nina and Kaitlyn. It's official; we're crazy. But only the best kind of crazy ( Read more... )

I drank a pot of black coffee and I have eaten nothing but Reese's Pieces and Kit Kat bars today. Caffeine and sugar. One of life's greatest combinations.

So Bullet in a Bible was glorious ( Read more... )

I fucking love Halloween. Best holiday ever. I still dress up. My best costume was when I was twelve. The Mom bought the dress, bought the shoes, the white collar, the wash-out black hair dye. Braided my hair, did the makeup to make me look pale. I was Wednesday Addams, and it was the greatest costume of all time. The best thing was that she put ( Read more... )

Cat:
She said she was a Green Day fan. But she's one of those "Ohmigod, like Billie Joe is like soooooo hawt!" obnoxious, squawking teenybopper Green Day fans.
The Mom:
Woah, woah, woah. That right there is annoying. Those two things don't even belong together.
Cat:
(laughs) What, "teenybopper" and "Green Day"?
The Mom:
Teenyboppers are for...you ( Read more... )

Please tell me I am not the only person on earth who realizes that "Ludacris" is an asinine thing to willfully call oneself, no matter how badly you spell it. Somebody get that guy a fucking dictionary. Maybe there's a story behind it, but wow. I thought "Q-Tip" was a stupid nickname ( Read more... )

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( The Noise. The Tears. The Pain. The Love. )

Monday. I...they...*squeak* It's starting to sink in. Every time I drive by the Tacoma Dome (which is more often than you'd think), I read the board and I can't help but squeak and shiver with antici...pation. Um, oi. It's all I can do not to jump around in circles, giggling like a dope ( Read more... )