chewing steak right next to god's ear until he just can't fuckin' take it anymore

[spoondragon]

hello, my name is ebeneezer pooge. it's not christmas, but similarities like whooooa nellie!

going through livejournal entries from a year or two or more ago is not as embarrassing as i thought... just... i sound like a dick. straight up troof from the horse's lips. i wasn't trying to be a dick guys! i promise! i just sound like one sometimes!

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[spoondragon]

first of all, i think it's fucking awesome that the gmail ads for this comment notification were as follows-

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but do you ever look back on something you said just off the cuff without thinking and go "whoa, i just now two years later realized that they might have taken that the wrong way?" or "wow there are about 9,578,028,694 less bitchy ways i could have said that, and those are just the ones that involve stabbing"?

but it's kind of a good feeling, because it means i'm evolving. hopefully into a charizard.

[spoondragon]

i always think of that. like "JUST YOU WAIT WORLD, ONE DAY I WON'T BE AN AWKWARD LITTLE DORK MAN, I WILL BE A SINGING SPIDER GOD! JUST YOU WAIT!"

i think the most comforting thing i think of when i want to chew my legs off for being dumb in the past is a bit of a pogues song, where dude's all like

"and all i've done, for want of wit, to memory now i can't recall..."

and i think of that and some reason it really relaxes me. i don't think i could have said it any better than they did.

[kidson_holiday]

i rub you.