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my name's bear, like the animal-
let me chomp on you (rrr) like a tranimal-
this VIP shit's uncomparable!
hey vomiteers
welcome back to wordvagina point two oh
still no updates.
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i am going to give birth to-day -
crunchy skull flakes!
THE ONLY GIRL I'VE EVER LOOOOOVED ( Read more... ) -
chewing steak right next to god's ear until he just can't fuckin' take it anymore
hello, my name is ebeneezer pooge. it's not christmas, but similarities like whooooa nellie!
going through livejournal entries from a year or two or more ago is not as embarrassing as i thought... just... i sound like a dick. straight up troof from the horse's lips. i wasn't trying to be a dick guys! i promise! i just sound like one sometimes!
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shmunk?
i am an invaliiiid who can't leave his hooooome because he reaaaads too muuuuuch...
lalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaa... wo-wo-wooooooooooah... -
oh my filthy filthy face
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so who do you trust, they just not rugged enough
sherman fuckin' alexie! Sherman FUCKIN' Alexie!
worship his golden cock! ululate and squeal before him! present him with sacrifices of oxflesh! bake him a tray of ganja brownies and wash his car!
so i guess aside from that, uh, he's a really cool guy! he did a speak today at some fucking place, and i decided i love him even more.
