I got a call from my parents while I was in class. It's highly abnormal for my parents to call me anytime before noon, so to get a call at 10:30, when they know I'm in class was pretty strage. I, of course, had to ignore it and wonder if it was what I thought it was. News coming back from the hospital that I am, in fact, an uncle finally. I got out ( Read more... )

Keep your eyes on the road, your hands upon the wheel ( Read more... )

When we last left our hero, he and his friends were stranded in a strage land (ok, fine, small town) with no transportation to their shelter for the night. At long last, the conclusion of the adventure ( Read more... )

I was totin' my pack along the long dusty Winnamucka road ( Read more... )

Wow... it's been a while since I've actually said anything. Well, here's the short summary of a long story ( Read more... )

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In the year 2006 I resolve to:

Become a slut.

Get your resolution here

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Why don't you ask the kids at Tiananmen square ( Read more... )

So as I woke up for work on Saturday still drunk and badly in need of a shower, the ole' wheels start a'turnin'.I get out of the shower and as I'm looking in the mirror at my bad self, it hits me. If vampires are supposed to be the most pimp of the moster community, how in the blue hell are they supposed to check themselves out and make sure ( Read more... )