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The Onion
Study: Many Americans Too Fat To Commit Suicide ( Read more... ) -
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wherever you are, i love you. -
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SOUTH AMERICA, BITCHES! -
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"I wish they were wearing funny hats."
-Lucy -
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I JUST REALIZED I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL IN A WEEK
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The Great Gatsby
"Through all he said, even through his appaling sentimentality, I was reminded of something -- an elusive rhythm, a fragment of lost words, that I had heard somewhere a long time ago. For a moment a phrase tried to take shape in my mouth and my lips parted like a dumb man's, as though there was more struggling upon them than a wisp of startled air ( Read more... ) -
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crying ( Read more... ) -
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"They love me for my habit of smashing clocks." -
my tornado is resting
so in my dream kara was like "i want a monkey." and i was like "no, you can't have a monkey." and she was like "I WANT A MONKEY!!!" and i was like "YOU CAN NOT HAVE A MONKEY!!! do you know what it's like to change a monkey's diaper every half hour??!?" and she was like "I WANT A MONKEY!" and i was like "YOU CAN NOT HAVE A MONKEY"