Regina Spektor IS the female Andrew Bird.

I downloaded music from Joe’s computer on my iPod, but it blanked out all of my other music.

I really want to go destroy something now. An explosion might cheer me up.

Get a call yesterday ( Read more... )

All right, I give - Minnesota rap and hip-hop kick ass. Major ass.

Mainstream, east coast/west coast crap still sucks though.

“You’re lucky I’m dating you”

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. Open mouth, insert foot.
Now please twist the sentence around.
Thanks. Love you to death. Bye!

Krista, I’m pretty sure the axe murderer thing is true. He understood my Ringlish!!!

favorite quote of the day: “Do you want these back now...?”

Who just cooked a delicious dinner, did NOT burn the house down, or turn the kitchen into the chaotic whirlpool of doom in the process?

That’s right kids. I fucking rock the stove.

What I really need is to not be here for a while. A long while. Like a lifetime sounds pretty good.

This place is just getting older by the second.

Fuck Plysics. Fuck Honor Phlysics. Fuck the whole damn system ( Read more... )

Remember, remember the fifth of November;
The gunpowder, treason, and plot.
I see no reason why gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot.

Sunday suddenly became my favorite day of the week.