sportyjeff303's Flesch-Kincaid Grade Level: 7Average number of words per sentence:20.28Average number of syllables per word:1.28Total words in sample:2819Another fun meme brought to you by rfreebern

I was watching the news just now and they were talking to a police officer and the police officer told everyone there getting calls about people getting in wrecks to snowmen's heads falling off and dieing. HAHAHAH WTF, I thought it was pretty funny tho.

It all started at 11am I went out and sledded down our hill about 5 times, but then I got tired walking up it because I am so out of shape. So then I played in my back yard and tried to bury my dog in the snow. Now my dog runs away from me when I try to pet it. I came in side around 1 and chatted with friends. Joel came down and I put on my boots ( Read more... )

Well lets see, I got many things for christmas. I got two blazer tickets to the game against Dallas Mavericks. I got a blazer t-shirt and another sweater. I got a key chain light, and binoculars. Also I got 55 dollars and some smelly soap. I also got Bruce Almight DVD. I got a little bag for bathroom things for vacations and i got spa sensations ( Read more... )

The table was me, Francesco, Kyle, Hank, Casey, Scott, Whit, Dan, Tyler, and Nathan (eventually Mark Le joined us). Francesco threw a wrapper at Whit so Whit threw it back. Whit declared they were now even however Francesco had different feelings. Whit said “if you do something to me then I will do something WAY worse to you.” So Francesco threw ( Read more... )

ok right now I am in the class Microsoft Office and I was going to give a CRLE presentation, and I wrote a speech for it and I was all ready for it. I insert my disk and wtf the disk isn't readable, so I have to do it all over again. Yea I am having a bad day.

Last night I was eating dinner and we ordered pizza one cheese pizza and one pepperoni pizza and my sister takes a pepperoni slice and when she eats it she takes off all the pepperoni, wtf why didn't she just get a cheese pizza.

Today at lunch Alexa was selling paper hands for charity and francesco (a exchange student) he takes one of the hands that was already signed "KK" and tells everyone he needs to add one more "K" to it. It was so funny.

I went to a blazer game last night, of course they won. I bought 10 dollar tickets but i sat in 70 dollar seats the entire game. I was looking around during a timeout and there were these sign's that were so funny. A girl was holding up a sign and it said "finger me 2 Bonzi" and this guy was holding up a sign saying "Rasheed smoke the hawks like ( Read more... )

I just won blazer tickets to tuesdays game, i cheated kind of, first i talked to the jammin dj on AIM, and he was like yea call right now to win the tickets. So I call and he says I am caller number 9 and I win and they get my info. Then just like one minute ago the dj on the radio told everyone listening just to call up to win the tickets. But I ( Read more... )