Ok I was with josh and his dad and we ordered two number 1's at Carl's Jr. it came to 7 dollars his dad gave the mexican guy taking the money 10 dollars, he gave back 3 dollars and said to josh's dad "here you go dos, three" we all were like dos is two dumb ass. It was really funny

sportyjeff303 (10:48:14 PM): hey im doing a anthology and i need a peice by a person i know, like a friend and i was wondering if u can do a quick poem about basketball for me ( Read more... )

Today I went and cheered on Mychal Kintz as part of "Mike's Men." We are the best group ever, here is why ( Read more... )

(Casey Grogan told me this story) I was driving to go to school and I saw this lady that was driving in here car and she hit the curb and the air bags went off, then she's in here car crying and soon the police, ambulance, and firetruck was there, she got out of the car still crying with a blanket around her and someone patting her back. I don't ( Read more... )

(Nathan O. trying to get customer help threw aim about his router) I am talking with this customer support person from Lynksys (the company who makes my router) and it takes her like 3 minutes before she types anything. she types fast it just takes her an hour to think. ive been talking with her for 14 minutes and she has said like 3 sentences. I ( Read more... )

I was at McDonald's and I was at the drive threw and I was like I would like two number 2's with cokes and on the screen it only had one number 2, and he said that will be $3.79 please. I was like I wanted two number 2's retard and some manger got on and said if you are going to be rude like that you can eat at another place, I was like whatever ( Read more... )

See we have a neighbor and he is a little crazy sometimes but he is really nice and his house is like ready two fall down. His grass is like 5 feet high and he has a big screen tv in a house that can barley handle it. He has no porch it roted away. But anyways my dad was talking to him and my dad was like did you see mars and Fred was like yea it ( Read more... )

"Its bucking like a rat on acid"

Rasheed was at the airport and some kid had his pic, so he went up two Rasheed and ask for a autograph, and Rasheed said no, then the mom came over and tore up his pic and threw the pin and Rasheed's feet, and Rasheed threw it back at the moms face and hit her.

nathan O. told me this story on AIM. cavs033 (1:35:49 PM): It was so funny, I was in portland and i saw this bum pushing a shopping cart full of cans, and he dropped one of his boxes of bottles, then when he went to pick those up his cart started to roll away, so he shoved his cart into some nearby bark dust and the whole cart flipped over. Then he ( Read more... )