Seriously!

[sprbitch1313]

Why is everybody getting married and having babies?!  What the fuck people?!

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[spilled_coffee]

I was at that exact same place two years ago. Everybody was getting married (only two kids though) and it was freaking me out. A year later I got pregnant (um, wasn't really planned) and we married.

Today literally all our friends are married and most of them have their first child or are expecting.

I guess it's a phase. I guess you're just that age during which it happens and in a few months it'll all be over. Weddings will have been celebrated, children will have been born and everything's more or less back to normal. At least that's what happened here. It'll end, really. Until you become part of it. :-)

[sprbitch1313]

There you were, successfully calming me down...UNTIL...Until you become part of it. And now I'm just plain scared shitless.

[spilled_coffee]

The funny thing is that when it's on you, it isn't scary at all. Just...nice.

[spinningfrog]

Don't fret, you'll never become a part of it. Because seriously, would you want to spend the rest of your life with you?

[sprbitch1313]

I hate you.

[spinningfrog]

Not as much as you hate yourself.