1. Massachuesettes - Kerry
2. Conneticut - Kerry
3. Vermont - Kerry
4. New Jersey - Kerry
5. Wisconsin - Toss Up
6. New York - Kerry
7. Minnesota - Kerry
8. Iowa - Toss Up
9. Pennsylvania - Kerry
10. Montana - Bush

I've got 3 whole days off next week, I'm stoked. Let's fucking party. Feliz Cumpleanos a mi.

Nobody calls me, fuck you all. Motherfuckercocksuckers.

Two birds, too stoned.

Jackson Rancheria is an oasis in the middle of a bunch of darkness in the dead of night with a travel bong, pack of smokes, an ATM card, a distaste for emotion, and a problem with gambling. I like to see cigarette machines. I like to see people walking along the side of the road in the dark with nothing about 50 miles from any sort of ( Read more... )

Fuck a sober grad, Cowell Ranch Beach tonight after graduation. Call (510)677-8945 for more information.

There comes a time in a man (or woman)'s life when he/she must do something he/she would otherwise not do. He/She must do something horrific, pointless and painful. The time has come in the life of one Chris Mother Fucking Vallely to do such a thing. Starting July 8, 2004 and continuing for a 90 day period Chris Mother Fucking Vallely may not ( Read more... )

As of yesterday I have until July 1st to leave my parents house. That's right I'm getting kicked out of my current place of residence for the seventh time in my life. In case you were wondering why, it was just because I got caught smoking pot with Toucan Sam and my little brother. It's super heav. I got my cell phone still, because I pay for ( Read more... )

I start drug counseling tomorrow, WOOHAH got you all in check!

I forgot how to play Halo. That's something we'll have to remedy.