009- [phone] Practical considerations....

[springtime4me]

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[repeatsalvation]

Not to do so at all.

[springtime4me]

I suppose if you have a choice...

[But he doesn't. Maybe he never did....]

[repeatsalvation]

There is always a choice.

[springtime4me]

Not for me....

[No, because this is his destiny. His fate. And he doesn't have the courage of Mozart or Joan. He can't break free.]

[weaponsparked]

[After the "gift" from Santa, finding something honestly thoughtful is... touching. He actually smiles a little at the gift, before attempting to find his Not!Son.

Why is there a bunker on the lawn...?]

((ooc: Derp. Is he calling from a phone in the bunker or...? |D))

[springtime4me]

[The is indeed coming from inside the bunker. And he would very much appreciate that you liked his gift.]

[weaponsparked]

[All right, grabbing the phone, then. That question just can't be good.]

Hitler? Where... where are you? I've got your gift, but... where are you?

[springtime4me]

Oh, d-did you like it? I wasn't sure what to get you...

[Avoiding the question for fun and profit...]

[springtime4me]

This isn't about victory. It's not as if I'm trying to win anything....

[springtime4me]

But it has to be a gun. That's the way my original died...

[anguiscantus]

You could try in the mouth... or temple seems to work quite well.

[sob I'm so sorry.]

[springtime4me]

I've heard that the mouth is risky. If you're not careful, you wind up dying a slow painful death.

[Which might be what he deserves, but he just doesn't have that kind of courage...]

[anguiscantus]

Then don't be careless.

[springtime4me]

G-good point....

[bittermayfly]

Through the mouth would take out the brain stem and has the highest chance of being fatal.

[springtime4me]

Really? I guess I could try it that way....

[bittermayfly]

Good luck.

[springtime4me]

umm.... thanks?