4th time lucky. This feels so much better than a) a blow-job b) a fuck c) artificial highs created by 'naughty' substances and d) that time I found £15 when I was 12 years old.

so yesterday was the first exam and I have to say it may be the easiest exam I've ever done. Everyone apparently found the first question on the Maths stats paper hard because they're fools who find easy questions complicated. Of couse, when they all get better marks than me I'll be eating humble pie. Core 4 is on Monday and that'll probably be the ( Read more... )

Ooh, the weather's nice ( Read more... )

So I saw Girls Aloud yesterday and they were totally awesome! There's nothing better than being surrounded by loads of little girls watching bigger girls prance about. Firstly there was the support group though - Nylon. Checkout their website at www.nylon.is they were very cool. They were from Iceland and spoke funny English and are number ONE in ( Read more... )

I can't believe I only just woke up about 10 minutes ago despite this stupid car alarm going off at about 7am repeatedly and not having my curtains closed - but I managed it ( Read more... )

Well don't even get me started on Eastenders winning best soap (a pile of shit I tell you!) but Blanche not being nominated for best comedy performance is disgusting! I am DISGUSTED. - Unfortunately this is a 'quick update' so I can't change my "mood" but if I could it would be: DISGUSTED.

So as I prepare to fail my exams on the basis that Big Brother will take over my life (I've stopped trying to fight it) I will now give you my opinions on everyone ( Read more... )

Wahoo! I'm such a cretin I managed to post the same thing twice, except with an added complaint about not being able to post...

Yeah, I tried putting two bottles of milk on the side cabinet of the fridge and saw the thing just kind of fall off the hinges and make a very loud noise. Cut my toe too! All I wanted was a cup of tea ( Read more... )

Yeah, I tried putting two bottles of milk on the side cabinet of the fridge and saw the thing just kind of fall off the hinges and make a very loud noise. Cut my toe too! All I wanted was a cup of tea ( Read more... )