Clean slate, The return of the Jake!

[sprysemantics]

Hello empty, electronic "page". I'm back. Yes I know what you're thinking L.J. "you swore me off forever. You hate me. What the fuck are you doing here?" Well, to answer your ficticious questions... I'm bored. So bored in fact that my sunken, unrested eyes have been sitting, vacant and daft and staring stoically at your comprehensive website for

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[sample_in_a_jar]

LOOK LOOK I'M THE FIRST PERSON EVER TO COMMENT ON THIS...I'M ON THE FOREFRONT OF A FRONTEIR, THE CUTTING EDGE, THE THE CREST OF A NEWLY BORN WAVE. this is exhilerating.
I am the coolest. hear me roar in the form of typed words.

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[sprysemantics]

you always know how to say the right thing to get me in the mood.

you suck

[meadfox]

yo, mutha fuck the police

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I LOVE YOU JAKE

YOU WILL NEVER BE A LOSER

YOUR SOUL HAS THE POWER AND GRACE OF A GALLOPING MULE

[sprysemantics]

I think I'm leaving Kit for you buddy. You are the epitome of KICK ASS!

[thekingofmoose]

I like pie.