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MODERN PROSE
entantrawriter1 (12:34:30 AM): i dont approve of your lifestyle
GossipinGabby (12:34:31 AM):
Kate Gosselin is broke after her estranged husband, Jon, cleared out their bank account last week!!! Kate was on the Today Show this morning and explained, "He took $230,000 of the $231,000 we had," she explained nearly in tears. "I have a stack of bills. ( Read more... ) -
Writer's Block: How Rude!
Paolo: Do you love me?
Dad: Are you done peeing?
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Writer's Block: Fantasy Sports
This is hilarious. I'd have Barry Bonds fed a diet entirely consisting of garlic injected with steroids and green curry for a few years and have him play for whatever team has vampires that hate garlic (and awful smells in general). This would make for a great sitcom that although is low in the ratings, will manage to impress critics and cult ( Read more... ) -
Writer's Block: Not So Genius
Penis pumps. By far the penis pumps.
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Writer's Block: Le Quatorze Juillet
J'adore ce qu'un francais peut faire avec mon chibre dans sa bouche. Oui, la sexe orale -
Writer's Block: Lights Out
Hurricane Charlie destroyed the generators in all of my city so I was left without electricity for quite a while. My husband and I were nearing an impasse in our marriage, with him in between crappy government jobs and me, 2 weeks pregnant with our fifth child. Not having electricity forced us to be in extended contact with each other. Since we had ( Read more... ) -
Writer's Block: Prying Eyes
No, but my parents have read my stuff without consent. When I did give them consent, I wrote in Cyrillic and left bits of disturbing newspaper stories in my journal. Suffice to say, they always assume now that I'm going to kill them all.
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Writer's Block: I Can Relate
Haruhi Suzumiya. The entirety of existence and life as we know it was reinvented by me only a few years ago to allow for the existence of extraterrestrials, psychics and time travelers. In fact, her character was based entirely on events surrounding my passage into adolescence, wherein I realized that despite how unique I felt as a person, I was ( Read more... ) -
Writer's Block: Set the Scene
In a room alone with my father.
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Writer's Block: Don't Call It a Comeback
"You and the God that makes you the asshole you are can go suck my pussy." -To my dad.